I'm a nineteen year old washed up YouTuber, caffeine junkie and obsessive online shopper living in Hull, somewhere once voted the worst place to live in the UK. I subconsciously break down basic grammatical rules when I talk about my cat and I'd be vegan if I didn't love cheese so much. I'm in my second year of what seems to be the most useless degree on the planet, but it's okay because I think I'd make a pretty decent struggling artist type.
But it turns out the skirt is made out of some gross material that feels like tracing paper so that’s going back and also they didn’t have the union jack thing jumper in a 4/6 and it turns out the 8 is fifty times too big. IT’S ALL RESTING ON YOU, CARDIGAN, DON’T MAKE ME TAKE MY WHOLE ORDER BACK.
