I'm a nineteen year old washed up YouTuber, caffeine junkie and obsessive online shopper living in Hull, somewhere once voted the worst place to live in the UK. I subconsciously break down basic grammatical rules when I talk about my cat and I'd be vegan if I didn't love cheese so much. I'm in my second year of what seems to be the most useless degree on the planet, but it's okay because I think I'd make a pretty decent struggling artist type.
Jay, you can tell me that you hate me, that I am a slut and I am vile or whatever else you want to say and I will not care… but you NEVER insult my dress sense because everyone knows I dress amazingly and you are just a giant poophead because it is mean.
