January 2011
i have the curtains closed and about 8383373...
i am never drinking the entiriry of a pitcher of hardcore ever again, regardless of not wanting to waste money.
i don't feel sick because of the amount i drank
i feel sick because of the amount i ate because of the amount i drank
WHO REMEMBERS HIT CLIPS? =O
x—monster:
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making the most of my identity crisis by writing...
i’m such a good english student. or a bad one, depending how you look at it, i have an exam on dickens in ten hours. fuck.
intertextualrelations:
digidestined:
american literature exam: done
essay on victorian sexuality: done
creative writing piece: done
charles dickens exam: haven’t even revised for it and it is tomorrow gaaAshajdhjsdfhhh
BE STRONG, BB.
Remember: WHAT WOULD RIZZO DO?
RIZZO WOULD PUNCH DICKENS IN THE FACE AND THEN STEAL HIS CHEESE
also are you even at hull uni anymore or did you go bai...
american literature exam: done
essay on victorian sexuality: done
creative writing piece: done
charles dickens exam: haven’t even revised for it and it is tomorrow gaaAshajdhjsdfhhh
waiting for hannah to call me when she's near the...
not that i’m being pessimistic about this exam or anything…
there is this really sheltered christian girl in...
priscilla: so is he gay?
nathen: no, she's sleeping with him.
me: it's rape!
priscilla: is it?!
me: yeah, totally.
nathen: he forcefully puts his penis inside of her.
priscilla: oh god.
judith: they're joking, you know.
priscilla: wait, so is it willing?
nathen: no
me: yes
priscilla: i'm confused.
i sorta use my boyfriend as a replacement for my...
rebloggingyourshit:
digidestined:
and he is asleep and my cat is at home so now i’m just like o________<
So you’re finally boyfriend and girlfriend now then? I still don’t get why you didn’t refer to yourselves as that before but yes, pretending your significant other is a cat is fun. :)
it just seems simpler than referring to him as that guy who i sleep with in return for chinese food
also my room is the worst ever because i can...
i sorta use my boyfriend as a replacement for my...
and he is asleep and my cat is at home so now i’m just like o________<
fuckyeaheasya:
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texts from my flatmate
Carl: Hey. Just heard you walk back and say to nathen you love him. Let's be clear, you love me. And you will prove it by coming to my room and kissing me passionately on the penis.
Carl: And making me a big mac
Carl: Think it's about time we spooned
cute awww so cute
scoshjuce:
rosiehannah:
oh my god
what
ADAM.my hair was super long(right above my...
adamusprime:
…you wait for it to grow back.
Ask me anything that’s not terrible
oh god, i love your fangirls <3
one of my flatmates called me on skype to ask if i...
YEAH BECAUSE STAIRS ARE REALLY THAT HARD TO MANAGE O___O